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...update?
1 min read
To all who watched me for my person and/or for my posters:
It's been pretty noticable from my lack of uploading history these weeks...but I'm going to have to make it explicit here.
The posters just don't do it anymore. My creativity just doesn't flow toward there anymore.
As such, the news from me is..that this year I have dedicated to something else.
You know and probably have made AMVs?
It's..a little like that. However, it'd be more accurate to say that what I've been working on, is more like the middle ground between traditional AMV and an intact scene from a work of fiction.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2dRux…
Like this, for instance. This is a Hermit Mode Jiraiya vs Pain, with most of its SFX, but a whole different music altogether. This is what I do now, what I enjoy, what my creativity embraced as of this year.
As such, I'd like to invite you all to go to this address here: www.youtube.com/user/riseofz?f…
It has loads of stuffs like this, whose common goal is to entertain you!
It's been pretty noticable from my lack of uploading history these weeks...but I'm going to have to make it explicit here.
The posters just don't do it anymore. My creativity just doesn't flow toward there anymore.
As such, the news from me is..that this year I have dedicated to something else.
You know and probably have made AMVs?
It's..a little like that. However, it'd be more accurate to say that what I've been working on, is more like the middle ground between traditional AMV and an intact scene from a work of fiction.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2dRux…
Like this, for instance. This is a Hermit Mode Jiraiya vs Pain, with most of its SFX, but a whole different music altogether. This is what I do now, what I enjoy, what my creativity embraced as of this year.
As such, I'd like to invite you all to go to this address here: www.youtube.com/user/riseofz?f…
It has loads of stuffs like this, whose common goal is to entertain you!
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Devious Journal Entry
5 min read
1) How old do you wish you were?
I finally am content with 20. I used to have a huge problem with this when I was 15-16.
2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?
I had skipped school and watched the news in my house.
3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Attack their weakpoint for massive damage.
4) Do you consider yourself kind?
It depends.
5) If you HAD to get a tattoo, where would it be?
A golden six-pointed star.
6) If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Japanese.
7) Do you know your neighbors?
No.
8) What do you consider a holiday?
A bank freebie.
9) Do you follow your horoscope?
10) Would you move for the person you loved?
Yes and no. I already have my reasons for moving, person or not.
11) Are you touchy feely?
Yes.
12) Do you believe that opposites attract?
But not too opposites.
13) Dream job?
Artist
14) Favorite channel(S)?
Music channels, and if I had it, tooncast would be IT.
15) Favorite place to go on weekends?
Malls, in order to have well-deserved privacy.
16) Showers or Baths?
Arent they the same thing...?
17) Do you paint your nails?
18) Do you trust people easily?
Most, to the basic things.
19) What are your phobias?
20) Do you want kids?
Yes.
21) Do you keep a handwritten journal?
Less a journal and more a log on what I've learned during my job.
22) Where would you rather be right now?
Right here, but without TV noise.
23) Heavy or light sleeper?
Nothing BUT my own alarms wake me up.
24) Are you paranoid?
Used to. Badly.
25) Are you impatient?
Hell yes.
26) Who can you relate to?
As of 497, Naruto Uzumaki.
27) How do you feel about interracial couples?
They're still humans, are not they?. Rather ask me about zoofilia.
28) Have you been burned by loss of love?
KILLED by it, how about that. A man dies when his faith dissolves.
29) What's your main ring tone on your cell?
Some Bach thing. It's there mainly to annoy me.
30) What were you doing after midnight last night?
Hopelessly asleep.
31) What did the last text on your mobile phone say?
BUY 100 PESOS OF CELLPHONE CREDIT AND WE'LL DOUBLE YOU.
32) Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
Mine.
33) What color shirt are you wearing?
Red.
34) Why is there no question here?
35) Name three things you have on you at all times~?
Wallet, pen, and keys.
36) What color are your bed sheets?
Gold.
37) How much cash do you have on you right now?
38) What is your favorite part of the chicken?
Leg and wing.
39) What's your favorite town/city?
Tampico.
40) I can't wait till?
Till I
41) Who got you to join myspace?
42) What did you have for dinner last night?
Milk and cinnamon cookies.
43) How tall are you barefoot?
164
44) Have you ever smoked heroin?
45) Do you own a gun?
46) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
A cocacola.
47) What is your favourite weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
No really. This arsehole works every time.
48) Do you have A.D.D.?
49) What time did you wake up today?
9:00 AM
50) Current worry?
51) Current hate?
52) Favorite place to be?
I told you, the malls.
53) Where would you like to travel?
54) Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
55) What songs do you sing in the shower?
56) What was the last thing that made you laugh?
Having my cousin's toys of Wolverine and Hulk kiss. It was insane.
57) Worst injury you've ever had?
I was kicked in the neck by a horse in 1st grade and had a large bruise for the next month.
58) Does someone have a crush on you?
Wouldn't be a stretch to think so. Lately I've had it happen twice.
59) What's your favorite candy?
I forgot..
60) What song is stuck in your head?
Death Waltz.
I finally am content with 20. I used to have a huge problem with this when I was 15-16.
2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?
I had skipped school and watched the news in my house.
3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Attack their weakpoint for massive damage.
4) Do you consider yourself kind?
It depends.
5) If you HAD to get a tattoo, where would it be?
A golden six-pointed star.
6) If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Japanese.
7) Do you know your neighbors?
No.
8) What do you consider a holiday?
A bank freebie.
9) Do you follow your horoscope?
10) Would you move for the person you loved?
Yes and no. I already have my reasons for moving, person or not.
11) Are you touchy feely?
Yes.
12) Do you believe that opposites attract?
But not too opposites.
13) Dream job?
Artist
14) Favorite channel(S)?
Music channels, and if I had it, tooncast would be IT.
15) Favorite place to go on weekends?
Malls, in order to have well-deserved privacy.
16) Showers or Baths?
Arent they the same thing...?
17) Do you paint your nails?
18) Do you trust people easily?
Most, to the basic things.
19) What are your phobias?
20) Do you want kids?
Yes.
21) Do you keep a handwritten journal?
Less a journal and more a log on what I've learned during my job.
22) Where would you rather be right now?
Right here, but without TV noise.
23) Heavy or light sleeper?
Nothing BUT my own alarms wake me up.
24) Are you paranoid?
Used to. Badly.
25) Are you impatient?
Hell yes.
26) Who can you relate to?
As of 497, Naruto Uzumaki.
27) How do you feel about interracial couples?
They're still humans, are not they?. Rather ask me about zoofilia.
28) Have you been burned by loss of love?
KILLED by it, how about that. A man dies when his faith dissolves.
29) What's your main ring tone on your cell?
Some Bach thing. It's there mainly to annoy me.
30) What were you doing after midnight last night?
Hopelessly asleep.
31) What did the last text on your mobile phone say?
BUY 100 PESOS OF CELLPHONE CREDIT AND WE'LL DOUBLE YOU.
32) Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
Mine.
33) What color shirt are you wearing?
Red.
34) Why is there no question here?
35) Name three things you have on you at all times~?
Wallet, pen, and keys.
36) What color are your bed sheets?
Gold.
37) How much cash do you have on you right now?
38) What is your favorite part of the chicken?
Leg and wing.
39) What's your favorite town/city?
Tampico.
40) I can't wait till?
Till I
41) Who got you to join myspace?
42) What did you have for dinner last night?
Milk and cinnamon cookies.
43) How tall are you barefoot?
164
44) Have you ever smoked heroin?
45) Do you own a gun?
46) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
A cocacola.
47) What is your favourite weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
No really. This arsehole works every time.48) Do you have A.D.D.?
49) What time did you wake up today?
9:00 AM
50) Current worry?
51) Current hate?
52) Favorite place to be?
I told you, the malls.
53) Where would you like to travel?
54) Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
55) What songs do you sing in the shower?
56) What was the last thing that made you laugh?
Having my cousin's toys of Wolverine and Hulk kiss. It was insane.
57) Worst injury you've ever had?
I was kicked in the neck by a horse in 1st grade and had a large bruise for the next month.
58) Does someone have a crush on you?
Wouldn't be a stretch to think so. Lately I've had it happen twice.
59) What's your favorite candy?
I forgot..
60) What song is stuck in your head?
Death Waltz.
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Journal meme
1 min read
"Few members are man/woman enough to openly answer any and all questions thrown at them. Are you? Prove it. Copy/Paste this as a new journal entry and answer every question you get.
The rules are simple:
-You must answer every question you get no matter what it's about and you must do so honestly.
-There are no questions that can not be asked as long as they are within the rules of DA. They can be personal, about oc's, and every thing in between."
The rules are simple:
-You must answer every question you get no matter what it's about and you must do so honestly.
-There are no questions that can not be asked as long as they are within the rules of DA. They can be personal, about oc's, and every thing in between."
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Devious Journal Entry
12 min read
[ ] I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[ ] I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. [what a bad stereotype is this. Someone who REALLY hates himself gets more imaginative than mere physical harm.
[ ] I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. [too bad - black in spanish IS negro.]
[ ] I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
[ ] I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[ ] I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. [EAT CAT?? WTZ?]
[ ] I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[] I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ] I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[ ] I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[ ] I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. [precisely because of this I only bother when it really counts.]
[ ] I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (not so SUPPORTER but it's their business, not mine.
[ ] I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[ ] I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[ ] I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
[x] I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals ((SOME ARGUE]))
[x] I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. [well...to be born poor is not one's fault. To get to old age and still be poor, IS.]
[ ] I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
[ ] I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
[ ] I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (wait what?)
[ ] I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. [lol medicines]
[x] I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. [averted with those I already treat as friends, thankfully. Otherwise, the temptation IS there, but I know how to suppress it.]
[ ] I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[ ] I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. [my last name is not Nahasapemapetilon.]
[ ] I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. [LOL]
[ ] I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
[ ] I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
[ ] I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[ ] I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[ ] I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[ ] I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
[ ] I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[ ] I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[ ] I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[ ] I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. [better a teenage real mom than a teenage aborting one]
[ ] I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals [lol for real??]
[ ] I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (a big mustache?)
[ ] I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
[ ] I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
[X] I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (aw fuck D: thats kida true))
[ ] I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. [well, DUH. It's obvious you'll get it, so yes, you are.]
[ ] I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. [well, DERRRRRRRP]
[ ] I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. [Isn't it THE OTHER WAY AROUND?]
[ ] I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[x] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRL FRIENDS, so I MUST be f**king them all. [Hardly.]
[ ] I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. [too bad, mexicans outdid them.]
[x] I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. [wait what?]
[ ] I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. [TROLOLOLOL]
[ ] I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
[ ] I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
[ ] I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[ ] I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
[ ] I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 [LOL]
[ ] I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy [The last Pope was polish!]
[ ] I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy [Hawaii IS a vacation site...go figure.]
[ ] I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas [DA is peruvian!]
[ ] Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
[ ] Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
[] I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. [not so much.]
[ ] I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. [I do too!]
[] I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. [and why wouldn't you eat it?]
[] I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
[ ] I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
[ ] I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks.
[ ] I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
[ ] I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
[ ] I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
[ ] I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
[ ] I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork
[ ] I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
[ ] I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
[x] I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black [LOL]
[ ] I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
[ ] I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (isn't it the other way around?]
[x] I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. [i'm not THAT overweight, and I LIKE to eat.]
[] I'm PREPPY, so I must be stuck-up
[ ] I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
[ ] I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (lol)
[x] I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[ ] I don't like them, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. ((I LOVE ABRECOMBIEEEEE AND BITCH)) [why would a brand name ever matter?]
[ ] I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[ ] I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[x] I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. (......)
[ ] I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. [why would I want a car? to transport just myself in it is kinda pointless.]
[ ] I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
[ ] I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[ ] I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small dick. ((LOLOLOL))
[ ] I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[] I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[x] I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
[ ] I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. [wait what]
[ ] I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[ ] I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a girl thingy.
[ ] I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
[XXXXX] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. [you have no idea..]
[ ] I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
[ ] My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[ ] I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
[ ] I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. (isn't it obvious, eh?)
[x] I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
[x] I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
[ ] I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
[ ] I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
[ ] I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
[ ] I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted (isn't it obvious?)
[ ] I'm DUTCH so I MUST be into drugs.
[x] I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
[x] I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
[ ] I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. ((XD))
[ ] I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
[ ] I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[ ] I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[x] I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. [if she's pregnant with anyone OTHER than me, that's instant boom headshot.]
[ ] I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[ ] I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. [if you're lucky]
[] I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[ ] I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[ ] I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[ ] I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
[ ] I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cocky or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[x] I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
[ ] I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
[X] I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
[ ] I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
[ ] I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
[ ] I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
[ ] I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
[ ] I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
[ ] I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[ ] I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
[x] I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
[x] I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[X] I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. [totally.]
[ ] I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[X] I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. [more like i don't care]
[ ] I'm DANISH so I MUST hate all Swedes.
[ ] I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[] I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
[x] I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED [duuuuh]
[ ] I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
[x] I'm a GEEK so I MUST look stupid and have no social life.
[X] I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish [tell that to my DK64]
[ ] I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[ ] I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. [mostly yes.]
[ ] I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
[ ] I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[ ] I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
[ ] I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
[ ] I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
[x] I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
[ ] I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
[ ] I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
[ ] I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST run around in a kilt playing bag pipes.
[] I'm FRENCH so I MUST be a stuck up person who get abortions.
[ ] I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. [what a bad stereotype is this. Someone who REALLY hates himself gets more imaginative than mere physical harm.
[ ] I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. [too bad - black in spanish IS negro.]
[ ] I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
[ ] I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[ ] I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. [EAT CAT?? WTZ?]
[ ] I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[] I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ] I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[ ] I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[ ] I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. [precisely because of this I only bother when it really counts.]
[ ] I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (not so SUPPORTER but it's their business, not mine.
[ ] I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[ ] I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[ ] I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
[x] I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals ((SOME ARGUE]))
[x] I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. [well...to be born poor is not one's fault. To get to old age and still be poor, IS.]
[ ] I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
[ ] I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
[ ] I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (wait what?)
[ ] I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. [lol medicines]
[x] I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. [averted with those I already treat as friends, thankfully. Otherwise, the temptation IS there, but I know how to suppress it.]
[ ] I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[ ] I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. [my last name is not Nahasapemapetilon.]
[ ] I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. [LOL]
[ ] I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
[ ] I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
[ ] I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[ ] I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[ ] I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[ ] I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
[ ] I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[ ] I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[ ] I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[ ] I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. [better a teenage real mom than a teenage aborting one]
[ ] I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals [lol for real??]
[ ] I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (a big mustache?)
[ ] I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
[ ] I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
[X] I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (aw fuck D: thats kida true))
[ ] I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. [well, DUH. It's obvious you'll get it, so yes, you are.]
[ ] I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. [well, DERRRRRRRP]
[ ] I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. [Isn't it THE OTHER WAY AROUND?]
[ ] I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[x] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRL FRIENDS, so I MUST be f**king them all. [Hardly.]
[ ] I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. [too bad, mexicans outdid them.]
[x] I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. [wait what?]
[ ] I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. [TROLOLOLOL]
[ ] I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
[ ] I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
[ ] I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[ ] I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
[ ] I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 [LOL]
[ ] I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy [The last Pope was polish!]
[ ] I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy [Hawaii IS a vacation site...go figure.]
[ ] I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas [DA is peruvian!]
[ ] Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
[ ] Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
[] I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. [not so much.]
[ ] I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. [I do too!]
[] I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. [and why wouldn't you eat it?]
[] I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
[ ] I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
[ ] I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks.
[ ] I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
[ ] I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
[ ] I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
[ ] I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
[ ] I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork
[ ] I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
[ ] I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
[x] I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black [LOL]
[ ] I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
[ ] I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (isn't it the other way around?]
[x] I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. [i'm not THAT overweight, and I LIKE to eat.]
[] I'm PREPPY, so I must be stuck-up
[ ] I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
[ ] I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (lol)
[x] I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[ ] I don't like them, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. ((I LOVE ABRECOMBIEEEEE AND BITCH)) [why would a brand name ever matter?]
[ ] I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[ ] I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[x] I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. (......)
[ ] I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. [why would I want a car? to transport just myself in it is kinda pointless.]
[ ] I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
[ ] I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[ ] I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small dick. ((LOLOLOL))
[ ] I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[] I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[x] I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
[ ] I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. [wait what]
[ ] I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[ ] I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a girl thingy.
[ ] I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
[XXXXX] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. [you have no idea..]
[ ] I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
[ ] My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[ ] I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
[ ] I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. (isn't it obvious, eh?)
[x] I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
[x] I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
[ ] I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
[ ] I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
[ ] I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
[ ] I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted (isn't it obvious?)
[ ] I'm DUTCH so I MUST be into drugs.
[x] I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
[x] I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
[ ] I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. ((XD))
[ ] I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
[ ] I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[ ] I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[x] I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. [if she's pregnant with anyone OTHER than me, that's instant boom headshot.]
[ ] I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[ ] I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. [if you're lucky]
[] I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[ ] I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[ ] I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[ ] I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
[ ] I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cocky or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[x] I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
[ ] I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
[X] I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
[ ] I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
[ ] I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
[ ] I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
[ ] I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
[ ] I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
[ ] I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[ ] I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
[x] I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
[x] I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[X] I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. [totally.]
[ ] I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[X] I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. [more like i don't care]
[ ] I'm DANISH so I MUST hate all Swedes.
[ ] I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[] I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
[x] I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED [duuuuh]
[ ] I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
[x] I'm a GEEK so I MUST look stupid and have no social life.
[X] I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish [tell that to my DK64]
[ ] I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[ ] I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. [mostly yes.]
[ ] I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
[ ] I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[ ] I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
[ ] I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
[ ] I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
[x] I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
[ ] I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
[ ] I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
[ ] I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST run around in a kilt playing bag pipes.
[] I'm FRENCH so I MUST be a stuck up person who get abortions.
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Devious Journal Entry
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Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as your __% innocence.
01. Smoked
02. Drank alcohol
03. Cried when someone died
04. Been drunk
05. Had sex
06. Been to a concert
07. Gotten/given a hand job
08. Been verbally/sexually harassed
09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 99
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 96
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.-
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93
31. Played strip poker/darts/pool.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Made beans.
40. Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91
41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Made spicy beans.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed Goth.
59. Dressed preppy .
60. Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 82
71. Been caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.-
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 76
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Left a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
FINAL INNOCENCE LEFT : 73.5
......i have no comment
01. Smoked
02. Drank alcohol
03. Cried when someone died
04. Been drunk
05. Had sex
06. Been to a concert
07. Gotten/given a hand job
08. Been verbally/sexually harassed
09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 99
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 96
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.-
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93
31. Played strip poker/darts/pool.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Made beans.
40. Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91
41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Made spicy beans.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed Goth.
59. Dressed preppy .
60. Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 82
71. Been caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.-
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 76
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Left a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
FINAL INNOCENCE LEFT : 73.5
......i have no comment
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